by: Raine
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The funniest music jokes for musicians really make me laugh ’til I cry. I’m going to post them because I can, even if many of you won’t get them.
Here’s a short rant: It really makes me mad that I can’t tell these jokes to my non-musician friends. ‘Cause they’re really funny. The most I can explain is that most of these jokes involve “spelling” chords. When you write out a chord, you call that process “spelling” a chord. I WISH YOU UNDERSTOOD THEM. If you get any of them, I will jump for joy.
So please, go find a musical friend to read them with you so they can giggle…and then tell you why it’s funny.
(That makes him “suspended”. – Min)
What does F-A-C-E spell?
- F Major 7
A, C, and E walk into a bar and the bartender yells, “Hey! We don’t serve minors in here!”
How many 2nd violinists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
- None, they can’t reach that high!
Lisa Espinosa 
13 responses to “Music Jokes for Musicians”
anyone noticed its not a Gsus chord?
“Violas…..4 for $10”.
I know next to nothing about music.
But I never fail to stop at such signs and get my purse ready to buy something because what’s being sold is usually cheap. So did the neighbourhood gardener or the struggling musician just died?
Wait…. The Dont Etudes are real but are the others??
Ok, they’re not. I’m dumb. It’s so funny that the Cant is for violas. I love viola jokes!
Viola jokes are the best. I have more. But I’m working on something else. I’ll update tomorrow and let you know. Give me more second violin jokes. I think I’ll put a cello joke up and the viola joke about lightening.
My favorite is GSUS and as a close second is the last one about A,C &E being minors 😛
Did you see the link to your page?
hahaha, yeah thanks Raine, I made it into the jokes page! 😛
lol the Golden Rules… I think if you follow them your colleagues will kill you 😛
Hehehehh second violins. It’s not true, but it’s still funny!
Wait…I thought that was true…
I hate you. So much.
Oh you silly second violinist.