by: Raine

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My old car Winston had been with me for 6 years and he served me well for a 2000 Ford Taurus with 82,000 miles on him. But he had a strange craving that was very difficult to satisfy: money. He loved to eat money. Huge wads of cash every three or four months. He was my Gu Mi-ho only instead of meat he liked the Benjamins.

So today I decided to trade him in for Agatha, a 2011 Nissan Cube. She’s a rather goofy looking lady, but she has low mileage, financed well and most of all, she is MINE and she doesn’t eat MONEY! In fact, she even saves on gas because her gas mileage is so much better than poor Winston’s.

I now present to you my project for the last week, Agatha, who has finally be acquired: